Typos, year in and year out

Perhaps all the other Diaries have been sold and Now there's only one Available.

Sorry, Avalible.

Poopermarket jobs

It's not clear whether these would be your weekly toilet break allowances or the average number of that type of customer you might encounter each week.

Remember, remember

The 5th of November.

Or should that be the 3th?

Picture: Silverfernz/Reddit

Who put the crack in crackers?

Aldi did.

At least, a so-called Graphic Designer did, with the hare-brained idea of mixing capital and lower case letters within words.

It's believed that Rosemary wasn't too happy with her box on display like that.

Six foot cocks

These were for sale on a market stall in Spain.

It's reassuring to know that they're comfortable.

Tomato sorcery

You say tomato, I say... lemon.

Chicken Littles

Well, they do say that they taste just like chicken.

Good reason to snicker

There can't be many people in the world who would confuse their nuts and penis.

Roll up, roll up

Thanks to Zoe D for pointing me towards Walmart's version of rolling back its prices.

Indecent offer

20% off sounds pretty good.

But 20% off every day? Well, as Greg L says, that's just the standard price then, surely?

Talk about being taken to the cleaners.

Flushed cheeks

Remember the Lady Parts garage Jon C found in Palo Alto?

Well, just a few blocks away in Menlo Park he also found this showroom.

Most guys don't even talk about their pipes and ballcocks, never mind put them on display.

Say cheese

With the help of a cheery song for a holiday Monday.

Fudging it

To avoid the wrath of the several Welsh ladies I know, I'm throwing the blame for this one directly on to Greg L who sent it in.

You better Beliebe it

Not sure of God's purpose?

You're not alone. Take Justin Bieber's merchandising people.

Please. Just take them.

Anything goes

Please do not place anything on this Freezer.

Not even a warning sign.

Low fat diet

It's reassuring to know that no greedy people were harmed in the making of this sandwich.

Photo: elze

This is shop

I challenge you to read this poster in anything other than a foreign accent.

At least they apologise for their verbal diarrhoea.

Come to think of it

It was just a convenience store based in the USA mid-West until I saw this tweet.

Sweet Fanny Adams

It sounds like that's all you'll get if you buy this product.

Looking on the bright side, it's safe to say that there's no added sugar.

Swissair

Well, I suppose it's reassuring...

...that you're not going to get just a mouthful of holes.