Schrödinger's car park

Where you must simultaneously exist and not exist.

Or, as Descartes would have it: I park, therefore I am.

Which translates roughly into the Latin: Cargito, ergo sum.

This is shop

I challenge you to read this poster in anything other than a foreign accent.

At least they apologise for their verbal diarrhoea.

Headline act

Another page layout disaster; this time in The Liverpool Echo.

The law of the spirit

One of the problems encountered by dog owners in the Pendle Hill area.

High-powered movement

I think it's fair to say that neither the advertiser of the cold remedy on the right nor the writer of the article on the left could have seen this coming.

But I get the feeling that the page layout designers knew exactly what they were doing.

Left right in the lurch

To many people 'left is right and right is wrong' is a valid political statement.

Here's a paradigm shift for you, courtesy of Steve R and others.

In this case, left is right and right is right too.

Irish generosity

And here's to you, Mrs Robinson.

Making the head lines

Nice guy, that Gregg Wallace.

You could never imagine him as a dickhead.

Or could you?

Completely Dottie

I agree with Jon C.

I think it's reasonable to expect that someone who claims to have spent over 25 years carefully dotting her 'i's and crossing her 't's should be more than capable of checking her newspaper ad in the Palo Alto Daily Post equally carefully before it went to print.

Cruz conrtol

Oh look. The US Presidential campaign is getting into a higher gear.

Never mind, Rafa. I'm sure there'll be many more like this from your rivals before too long.

Who checks the checks?

Wouldn't you love to visit a bank where there was no queue?

Well, over in California, Jon C has found one.

Rhinos memento

The Leeds Rhinos 2016 membership package arrived with this free gift.

I think they're trying to cash in on the craze for Justin Bieber memes.

Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Spotted at the Wetherby office of its Member of Parliament a couple of Saturdays ago.

On the stairs that lead up to the office. Open to the public.

At a communal address.

And unattended.

So, not quite 'delivered exactly' as quoted in DX's marketing.