Fudging it

To avoid the wrath of the several Welsh ladies I know, I'm throwing the blame for this one directly on to Greg L who sent it in.

Tes_______co

Have you seen what those caring people at Loughborough Tesco have done?

Luckily Tom L took several photos so we can appreciate exactly what's happened.

Half-baked marketing

As if conning us in its shops wasn't enough, Tesco is now ripping us off online.

Jon C was entirely unimpressed with the half price beans offer.

You'd think that Tesco employees could at least count.

Oh wait. I seem to remember Tesco overstating its profits by £263million last year.

Coincidence? You decide.

Teskarma

Should we spend this May Day holiday fretting about Tesco's demise?

Well, in a word, no. We should simply enjoy the karma.

What's happened to Tesco is a direct result of placing the priorities of its shareholders above those of its customers.

And, as Dorothy Allison says, 'Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies'.

Lest we forget

Tesco continues to deceive its customers with its marketing shenanigans.

Milk snake

No.

Not this milk snake, Lampropeltis triangulum hondurensis, which originates from Central America and whose name derives from the myth that it drinks milk from grazing cows.

But this equally eye-catching one, found on the Tesco shelves in Terenure, Ireland.

I know which one I'd rather face.

After all, the milk snake is harmless to humans.

Unlike the packaging design which could scar you for life.

Cereal con artist

Such a shame about Tesco recently, isn't it?

Shameful that the company hasn't been investigated before for fraud, theft and duplicity.

After all, the evidence has been clear for everyone to witness.