, pub-0038581670763948, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 My Typo Humour: 01/05/2015 - 01/06/2015

Friday 29 May 2015

Aw c'mon

What sort of sandwich do you fancy for lunch today?

Tuna and sweet corn? Tuna and mayo?

Actually, I'm not that hungry any more.

Wednesday 27 May 2015

Monday 25 May 2015

Laughing stock

The laugh's on Asda as Katy L discovers this t-shirt for sale in the George section.

As people of a certain age will already have said to themselves in Joyce Grenfell's voice,

'George, don't do that.'

Friday 22 May 2015

Thin end of the wedga

The attempt by Morrisons at distancing itself from Tesco's horse meat scandal falls flat.

Very flat.

Wednesday 20 May 2015


'I'm sorry but there seems to have been a bit of a mix up with our tickets.'

Monday 18 May 2015

Strikingly obvious

It's pretty clear, especially to FirstNameisBlank Jon, that this particular company doesn't really care enough about its customers.

Friday 15 May 2015

What a boob

As HR Director of a multi-billion pound company, you have to be careful about political correctness.

Very careful.

Especially when you're talking about gender and equality.

Wednesday 13 May 2015

Half-baked marketing

As if conning us in its shops wasn't enough, Tesco is now ripping us off online.

Jon C was entirely unimpressed with the half price beans offer.

You'd think that Tesco employees could at least count.

Oh wait. I seem to remember Tesco overstating its profits by £263million last year.

Coincidence? You decide.

Monday 11 May 2015

Lies, damned lies and election results

Another reason why Labour didn't do well in the recent election?

Three seats declared, three seats won, and 0% gained.

Friday 8 May 2015

Bringing up the rear

Tom Heeney's first pledge to voters in Arlesey should have been to make sure he spelt the name of their town correctly.

Instead of implying that they live in a hole.

I wonder how he did in the election.

Bottom, perhaps?

Wednesday 6 May 2015

Charlie girl

Jon C spotted this caption on the Sunday Times website this weekend.

Presumably after the cord had been cut.

Anyway, it's good to know that Cat and Billy Windsor have named their daughter after their favourite TV character.

Quite the role model.

Monday 4 May 2015


Should we spend this May Day holiday fretting about Tesco's demise?

Well, in a word, no. We should simply enjoy the karma.

What's happened to Tesco is a direct result of placing the priorities of its shareholders above those of its customers.

And, as Dorothy Allison says, 'Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies'.

Friday 1 May 2015

There's more

Picking up where we left off the other day, Jon C (for it was he who found took the opportunity to mention the errors on the site's Live Chat.

Hmm. Not exactly won me over yet.

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