Friday, 30 May 2014

Happy Buddah

Feeling esurient down the King's Road?

You might like to try this place to put you on.


Feeling corpulent down the King's Road?

You might like to try this place to put you off.

Wednesday, 28 May 2014

A peach of a deal

We've not been shopping for a while. Let's go to Sainsbury's this time.


Grrr. I don't know why we bothered changing.

The supermarkets are all up to the same tricks.

Monday, 26 May 2014

Con artist

Thanks to Dennis A for this one.


Eddie Murphy is such a con he's conned Nick Nolte into swapping identities.

Friday, 23 May 2014

Butting in

I'm sure those Spruce City boys didn't realise that they'd have to go through a bizarre initiation ceremony to get into the local softball team.


Although they do say, if you want to succeed at sport, you should start at the bottom.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

A different angle

Angie J sees this van regularly on her travels in Mid Wales.


Well that angle is certainly different.

Then again, if it's really supposed to be Angel, I wonder who it means?

It's certainly not the van driver.

He's well known to Angie and, according to her, well, he's far from being one.

Monday, 19 May 2014

Undercover tarantula

Heavily disguised as a cockroach.

Do you think anyone will notice?


Another one from Janis Ian's Facebook Page and sent in by Dennis A.

Friday, 16 May 2014

Pubic house

In the UK we have many unusual pub names which refer to a local historical incident.

The Cow And Snuffers in Cardiff.

The Vat And Fiddle in Nottingham.

The Clog And Billycock in Blackburn.

And this one in Truro which Deb B sent me.


What went on in the courtroom on that particular occasion is anyone's guess.

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Co-op discount

Don't get too excited. It's not discounting any of its prices.

No, last week the Co-op offered a 16.67% reduction to your Bank Holiday weekend.


One day added to two, Co-op, makes the weekend a half longer. Not a third.

You may be good with food. But you're rubbish with Maths.

Probably a good thing you're not running a bank.

Oh, wait.

Monday, 12 May 2014

Indefinitely

Thanks to Margaret C for sending in this ad which she found in Items for Sale or Swap in Market Deeping on Facebook.

Market Deeping?

It's very close to Peterborough.


And, if anyone says otherwise...

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Buoyant sales

Posted on Facebook by Janis Ian and sent to me by Dennis A.


Back to the drawing er, diving board, Dick.

Monday, 5 May 2014

Congratulations

You've been doing really well on your cake decorating course.

Just the final exam to get through now and then you can apply for that dream job with Buddy Valastro at Carlo's Bakery.


Oh well. I guess there's always Walmart.

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