Starting at the bottom

Many people would suggest that Nigel Farage is a real pain in the backside.

The BBC appears to agree with them.

Learn English

Or at least learn the English way: do as I say and not as I do.

A recent report has called on immigrants to improve their proficiency in English.

Sajid Javid, the Communities Secretary, released a statement welcoming the Casey Review into the integration of recent migrants which warned of the 'lower levels of English language proficiency' among some communities.

Typos, year in and year out

Perhaps all the other Diaries have been sold and Now there's only one Available.

Sorry, Avalible.

Analyze this

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel newspaper appears to have invented a new word.

It certainly provides an alternative approach to delving deeply into something.

England in disarray

According to Sky Sports, and courtesy of Angie J, there was a degree of upset in England after the recent football match against Spain.

World Teachers' Day

If you can read this, thank a Techear.

It's all Greek to me

Manchester City Council.

How can you justify using public funds to pay the type of person who can come up with something as shoddy as this?

F for spelling

New York City Department of Education.

Shame on you.

Driving ambition

Here in the UK we're desperately seeking unity after voting to leave the European Union.

Looks like the DVLA has found a way to achieve it.

Laura Linham

Whosayswedon'tneedproofreaders?

We're continuing our journey through California with Jon C by way of Stanford University's shuttle bus where this notice is very prominently, if not so proudly, displayed.

As soon as I saw it I started humming this tune in my head. Hope you enjoy the trip back to 1974.

Ram it, Ramit

Hi everyone. Back again after a short break. Thanks for still being here.

What we have today is the front cover of an advert sent by email to Jon C by a guy called Ramit Sethi who's trying to sell him a course on time management.

The message might have been more convincing had he managed to spell email correctly.

Missed opportunity

One of Edmonton's municipal development team may well now be looking for a better opportunity somewhere else.

@teej_85

Chicken Littles

Well, they do say that they taste just like chicken.

Riciculin

I don't know how you feel about this referendum campaign poster.

Frankly, I find it particularly patronisin.

However, take a look at this article in The Times and you'll see that it thinks it's riciculous.

School's out

Ontario High School is no doubt prouder of its 550 graduates than they are of their alma mater after it presented them with these classy diploma covers.

Photo: @jacedoooo_

Surprise, surprise

Nor before writing it seems.

Karma can be so cruel.

Weasel words

The Times has been a-changin' the spellin'.

As Jon C says, that budger cull has clearly been highly effective as we haven't seen a budger in ages.

If ever.

Verisimilar university

The latest graduates of Texas Christian University must be so proud of their alma mater after reading the programme for their degree ceremony.

I mean, it's like a real university, but doesn't quite make it.

Wind instrument

Posted on Facebook by Gordon M and sent in by Dennis A.

This one time, at Band Camp...

Kinky boots

In the cliffhanging six minute gap between the two messages, I wonder how many members of the congregation changed their plans.

Either way.