Bizarre bazaar

Seems a little unfair as far as entertainment goes.

I'd have thought those kids already have enough to contend with.

Typos, year in and year out

Perhaps all the other Diaries have been sold and Now there's only one Available.

Sorry, Avalible.

Poopermarket jobs

It's not clear whether these would be your weekly toilet break allowances or the average number of that type of customer you might encounter each week.

World Teachers' Day

If you can read this, thank a Techear.

No-go area

It's not clear from this sign, photographed in Ireland by professional bodhrán player and percussionist Robbie Harris, whether the children are expected to play on the green area or perform the same function as the dogs.

@robbiebodhran

Remember, remember

The 5th of November.

Or should that be the 3th?

Picture: Silverfernz/Reddit

Poor cakes

The pie, the pasty and the sandwich all have something to show for their efforts, although it's far from clear exactly what it is they own.

It's a different story for the poor old cakes. They have nothing.

Whosayswedon'tneedproofreaders?

We're continuing our journey through California with Jon C by way of Stanford University's shuttle bus where this notice is very prominently, if not so proudly, displayed.

As soon as I saw it I started humming this tune in my head. Hope you enjoy the trip back to 1974.

Missed opportunity

One of Edmonton's municipal development team may well now be looking for a better opportunity somewhere else.

@teej_85

School's out

Good advice.

Both to give and to take.

The bottom line

As Dennis A points out, some poster designers don't know their arse from their elbow.

A real privy

Sometimes, when you're out and about and get caught short, don't you wish you could find a nice private place of your own to do whatever's necessary?

Well, Jon C has found that very place in San Jose Caltrain station.

How very convenient.

Of mice and men

'Good morning, Sir. Welcome to The Computer Doctors.

We'd love to get your machine working for you, but first we need you to provide a sample.'

Roll up, roll up

Thanks to Zoe D for pointing me towards Walmart's version of rolling back its prices.

Indecent offer

20% off sounds pretty good.

But 20% off every day? Well, as Greg L says, that's just the standard price then, surely?

Talk about being taken to the cleaners.

Keep left, right?

Thanks to Trev L for sharing this one, though I'm not sure where it originated.

But I'd have loved to have been there to witness the result.

Trumped

Before he and his catchphrases are lost and forgotten about forever, I thought I'd take this opportunity to remind ourselves of his visionary campaign slogan.

© Wallingford Sign

Flushed cheeks

Remember the Lady Parts garage Jon C found in Palo Alto?

Well, just a few blocks away in Menlo Park he also found this showroom.

Most guys don't even talk about their pipes and ballcocks, never mind put them on display.

Prickly character

I guess that's what's making Doctor Hedgeh so edgy.

Hallelujah

As BBC Radio York pointed out on its Facebook page, on this occasion it would seem highly appropriate to ask, 'Would you like another T, Vicar?'