Bizarre bazaar

Seems a little unfair as far as entertainment goes.

I'd have thought those kids already have enough to contend with.

Typos, year in and year out

Perhaps all the other Diaries have been sold and Now there's only one Available.

Sorry, Avalible.

U R now out of Europe

Since the eighties, the Erasmus Programme has provided foreign exchange options for students from within the European Union.

The marketing people have clearly been impressed with the church banners that read

CH__CH

What's missing?

UR

So much so that they decided to use the same idea with their posters.

You'd think that, after 30 years of working in Europe, they'd at least be able to spell it.

Somewhere to shout about

I hope the soundproofing is up to the job.

World Teachers' Day

If you can read this, thank a Techear.

No-go area

It's not clear from this sign, photographed in Ireland by professional bodhrán player and percussionist Robbie Harris, whether the children are expected to play on the green area or perform the same function as the dogs.

@robbiebodhran

Remember, remember

The 5th of November.

Or should that be the 3th?

Picture: Silverfernz/Reddit

Who put the crack in crackers?

Aldi did.

At least, a so-called Graphic Designer did, with the hare-brained idea of mixing capital and lower case letters within words.

It's believed that Rosemary wasn't too happy with her box on display like that.

Six foot cocks

These were for sale on a market stall in Spain.

It's reassuring to know that they're comfortable.

Death by chocolate

Visiting a Co Cork restaurant last week, Trev L narrowly avoided a near-death experience.

I'm guessing it tastes heavenly.

O no

He looks so happy to have signed for his new football team.

And that's without the club even giving him an o as a welcome gift.

Poor cakes

The pie, the pasty and the sandwich all have something to show for their efforts, although it's far from clear exactly what it is they own.

It's a different story for the poor old cakes. They have nothing.

Hillary pilloried

It seems that someone at Hofstra University thought they'd try and pillory Hillary.

I have a strong feeling she'll get them back one day.

Whosayswedon'tneedproofreaders?

We're continuing our journey through California with Jon C by way of Stanford University's shuttle bus where this notice is very prominently, if not so proudly, displayed.

As soon as I saw it I started humming this tune in my head. Hope you enjoy the trip back to 1974.

Ram it, Ramit

Hi everyone. Back again after a short break. Thanks for still being here.

What we have today is the front cover of an advert sent by email to Jon C by a guy called Ramit Sethi who's trying to sell him a course on time management.

The message might have been more convincing had he managed to spell email correctly.

Missed opportunity

One of Edmonton's municipal development team may well now be looking for a better opportunity somewhere else.

@teej_85

Chicken Littles

Well, they do say that they taste just like chicken.

The bottom line

As Dennis A points out, some poster designers don't know their arse from their elbow.

School's out

Ontario High School is no doubt prouder of its 550 graduates than they are of their alma mater after it presented them with these classy diploma covers.

Photo: @jacedoooo_

Of mice and men

'Good morning, Sir. Welcome to The Computer Doctors.

We'd love to get your machine working for you, but first we need you to provide a sample.'