What a difference a d makes

We have Ann F to thank for sending this one in.

We're still not sure whether it was Mrs Delaney or Mrs Anderson who suffered.

Who put the crack in crackers?

Aldi did.

At least, a so-called Graphic Designer did, with the hare-brained idea of mixing capital and lower case letters within words.

It's believed that Rosemary wasn't too happy with her box on display like that.

F for spelling

New York City Department of Education.

Shame on you.

Driving ambition

Here in the UK we're desperately seeking unity after voting to leave the European Union.

Looks like the DVLA has found a way to achieve it.

Laura Linham

Six foot cocks

These were for sale on a market stall in Spain.

It's reassuring to know that they're comfortable.

Ge-ri, Ge-ri

Interesting to see Jeremy keeping in touch with his feminine side.

And with his Welsh ancestry.

Graminaceous Gary

Most of us are horrified at Donald Trump's attitude to women.

Gary Johnson, the US presidential candidate about whom you've heard nothing, is so horrified that he's all fingers and thumbs.

Green fingers and thumbs.

@pbump

Time to put him out to pasture.

Weather bombs

Apologies for my late arrival to the party, but I missed the chance of posting this last year.

It means there's some pretty crappy weather heading your way, folks.

Death by chocolate

Visiting a Co Cork restaurant last week, Trev L narrowly avoided a near-death experience.

I'm guessing it tastes heavenly.

O no

He looks so happy to have signed for his new football team.

And that's without the club even giving him an o as a welcome gift.

Hacked off

'Get yourself an internship at a newspaper,' they said. 'Get your Journalism career off to a great start,' they said.

So I did. And what did they have me doing? Typesetting the flipping ACC football results. Such a bore.

Well I showed 'em.

I showed 'em real good.

Poor cakes

The pie, the pasty and the sandwich all have something to show for their efforts, although it's far from clear exactly what it is they own.

It's a different story for the poor old cakes. They have nothing.

Hillary pilloried

It seems that someone at Hofstra University thought they'd try and pillory Hillary.

I have a strong feeling she'll get them back one day.