Part two of our Christmas cracker alternatives.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that we put a man on the moon before we decided to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up and cry every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON television?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a blackened crisp which no decent human being would eat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why is it that, when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out of the window?