Be prepared

Thanks to Trev L for finding this at apostrophecatastrophes.com

Like a good Scout, you should always Be Prepared.

Just in case you turn up to work at Walmart and they ask you to produce a poster.

Shipwreck

Anyone from either Leeds or Liverpool will love this.

An alleged typo in the sat nav software of a Nissan Leaf car has replaced the p with a t in the name of the Manchester Ship Canal.

Photo: Nick Appleton

Nissan may describe it as such but, coming from Leeds, I couldn't possibly comment.

Get a loald of this

Elf Odin (@ElfOdin) suggests that whoever put up the sign must have been just as loalded as the New Dare Devil Grilers.

I feel like I'm speaking in tongues.

Black-marketeering

What do you do when you burn the bread to a crisp?

Chuck it away? Give it to the birds?

No. Apply some clever marketing like the people at Asda do.

Sell it as a 'well fired' loaf.

Taste the difference?

Yes, I did. And it's burnt.

Pure. Creative. Genius.

Milkman delivers manmilk

I'm not sure how comfortable we'd be here in the UK drinking, or even asking for, a pint of Homo milk.

According to Jon C, however, the Canadians think nothing of their perfectly innocuous and logical name for homogenised.

Management style

Thanks to Craig C (@TheSiteReader) for sending this one in.

A spokesperson - no, it was definitely a spokesman - is believed to have said, 'We're the new bosses here and we'll not be having any of that pc nonsense in this hotel.'

Universal indicator

A positive indication that this company doesn't care either way whether you get in touch.

Fright night

This is probably not what what he meant.

But at least his parents liked it.

Desperately seeking it

Thanks to Ann F we can enjoy the gaffe on the front cover of Monday's Daily Express.

It's over on the right if you're having trouble spotting it.

That's the one. Just across from the dyslexia headline.

Tes_______co

Have you seen what those caring people at Loughborough Tesco have done?

Luckily Tom L took several photos so we can appreciate exactly what's happened.