Bizarre bazaar

Seems a little unfair as far as entertainment goes.

I'd have thought those kids already have enough to contend with.

Typos, year in and year out

Perhaps all the other Diaries have been sold and Now there's only one Available.

Sorry, Avalible.

U R now out of Europe

Since the eighties, the Erasmus Programme has provided foreign exchange options for students from within the European Union.

The marketing people have clearly been impressed with the church banners that read

CH__CH

What's missing?

UR

So much so that they decided to use the same idea with their posters.

You'd think that, after 30 years of working in Europe, they'd at least be able to spell it.

Somewhere to shout about

I hope the soundproofing is up to the job.

Poopermarket jobs

It's not clear whether these would be your weekly toilet break allowances or the average number of that type of customer you might encounter each week.

Whosayswedon'tneedproofreaders?

We're continuing our journey through California with Jon C by way of Stanford University's shuttle bus where this notice is very prominently, if not so proudly, displayed.

As soon as I saw it I started humming this tune in my head. Hope you enjoy the trip back to 1974.

Keep left, right?

Thanks to Trev L for sharing this one, though I'm not sure where it originated.

But I'd have loved to have been there to witness the result.

Alcoholic drink

Like Jon C (that's his reflection again!), I'm not sure whether this root beer is made in the presence of an alcoholic or whether the alcoholic is one of the ingredients.

This is shop

I challenge you to read this poster in anything other than a foreign accent.

At least they apologise for their verbal diarrhoea.

Different strokes

Ha! If only golf was half as interesting as this sounds.

Small-minded

You should always check the small print. Even if it's invisible to the naked eye.

Here's a poster on a BART platform that Jon C came across.

The usual 'terms and conditions apply' disclaimer is at the bottom right. However, it's so small we've had to enlarge it for you.

But, if you think that's small, check out the asterisk next to it, and then try and find the text to which the asterisk refers.

Here's a clue. Even at the full poster size you'd need a magnifier.

Hump day

To round off Jon C's highly successful TorontoTypoTour, he presents this sign.

Want to ride the camel?

Unfortunately, if you've an inconvient weight, you've an inconvient wait.

Well hidden

Don't be distracted by Katniss or you'll miss a typographical gem.

Hedging their lets

Jon C continues his TorontoTypoTour.

Presumably the Ever Green Room.

Be prepared

Thanks to Trev L for finding this at apostrophecatastrophes.com

Like a good Scout, you should always Be Prepared.

Just in case you turn up to work at Walmart and they ask you to produce a poster.

Management style

Thanks to Craig C (@TheSiteReader) for sending this one in.

A spokesperson - no, it was definitely a spokesman - is believed to have said, 'We're the new bosses here and we'll not be having any of that pc nonsense in this hotel.'

Copy that

You've heard the stories about the photocopying sessions at the office party.

Well, this company advises against it.

But it clearly has no issue with other forms of reproduction.

These boots were made for balking

I'm not an expert. Are they really that bad?

Coconut shy

The Meadowbank Countdown store in Auckland, New Zealand had some explaining to do on Tuesday when a customer alerted its staff to the special offer it was promoting.

Repeat of-ender

Wanted by British Transport Police.

The person who proofread this poster.

Jon C, Peterborough