Wednesday, 31 December 2014

New Year's Resolution: Whats Your's?

Unfortunately, IQ pays little heed to grammar-bility.

Monday, 22 December 2014

Monday, 15 December 2014

T leaves

This could so easily have been a very special Christmas gift: a limited edition personalised tea caddy from Twinings.

But, as Tom L says, someone's rendered it pointless by going off with the T.


Flipping tea-leaf.

Friday, 12 December 2014

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Bub the Builder

Bub the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bub the Builder
Yes we can.


No, Bub. Sorry.

You didn't.

Monday, 8 December 2014

Bi-pass the test

I'm not sure whether I can pass the psychopath test on Facebook. I didn't try it.


But I do know one thing for certain.

I passed the Proofreader test.

Did you?

Friday, 5 December 2014

Clerical error

Greg L suggests that, when Irish Catholic Bishops agreed new guidelines to establish the idea of compelling priests accused of sex abuse to stand down from ministry, they could have done without this rather unhelpful newspaper headline.


Hmm. I'm sure they did.

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Where there's a Will

'Hi Will. It's Amy.
Listen, I'm not feeling too good today so do you think you could finish off the press release for the Air Ambulance news section, please?
You'll find the copy in that email I sent them.
Thanks a lot.
Probs see you tomoz.'


You meant well, Will, but try engaging brain before posting next time.

Oh, and Amy, not to put too fine a point on it, it's 'to', as in 'to which paper I send it'.

Not 'which paper I send it too' which means 'which paper I send it also'. Which is rubbish.

Probably just how you're feeling right now.

Hope you recover soon.

Monday, 1 December 2014

Mathematical puzzle

Here's another contribution from ElfOdin who can imagine the following scenario.

'Good Morning, students. The problem today is to work out why the number of hits on our web site is approaching zero.'

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