Hillary and I

Before it all ends with a bang tomorrow, here's one last presidential typo as it appears on voting papers issued by the Election Commission of Lonoke County, Arkansas.

One voter claims that the addition of the extra i was a deliberate attempt to brand her chosen candidate a liar once the latest news broke concerning Hillary's emails.

Who put the crack in crackers?

Aldi did.

At least, a so-called Graphic Designer did, with the hare-brained idea of mixing capital and lower case letters within words.

It's believed that Rosemary wasn't too happy with her box on display like that.

Six foot cocks

These were for sale on a market stall in Spain.

It's reassuring to know that they're comfortable.

O no

He looks so happy to have signed for his new football team.

And that's without the club even giving him an o as a welcome gift.

Good reason to snicker

There can't be many people in the world who would confuse their nuts and penis.

Of mice and men

'Good morning, Sir. Welcome to The Computer Doctors.

We'd love to get your machine working for you, but first we need you to provide a sample.'

Phyllis Nan Sortain Pechey

Thanks to Greg L for sending in this advert from The Fabulous Bakin' Boys.

Though I'm not sure whether Major Johnnie would have approved.

Woolly thinking

Hopefully someone much better qualified than both Greg L and myself will help explain the thinking behind this unfortunate nomenclature.

Meanwhile, our brows are well and truly knitted.

Come to think of it

It was just a convenience store based in the USA mid-West until I saw this tweet.

Sweet Fanny Adams

It sounds like that's all you'll get if you buy this product.

Looking on the bright side, it's safe to say that there's no added sugar.

Go compare

I feel like I'm 12 years old again.

I came across this banner ad...

...and thought it might be interesting to go on one of those web sites where I could compare Mycock with some of the others.

Swissair

Well, I suppose it's reassuring...

...that you're not going to get just a mouthful of holes.

Hail the fail

You've surely noticed the increasing number of Uber taxis around our towns and cities.

But, as the BBC is inclined to say, other taxi services are available.

One of them, Hailo, is much smaller than Uber and is trying desperately to win market share, particularly in London.

Unfortunately, Hailo's campaign slogan 'London. We're all over it', due to one of those pesky apostrophe catastrophes, is already showing signs of defeatism.

Photo: Gwen Wark/Facebook

Black-marketeering

What do you do when you burn the bread to a crisp?

Chuck it away? Give it to the birds?

No. Apply some clever marketing like the people at Asda do.

Sell it as a 'well fired' loaf.

Taste the difference?

Yes, I did. And it's burnt.

Pure. Creative. Genius.

Milkman delivers manmilk

I'm not sure how comfortable we'd be here in the UK drinking, or even asking for, a pint of Homo milk.

According to Jon C, however, the Canadians think nothing of their perfectly innocuous and logical name for homogenised.