Rugby tackle

Some people argue that Jon Wells, one of the presenters on the Sky Sports Live Super League show, talks a load of bo--ocks when discussing tactics and patterns of play.

Looking at the back of his script, it's hard to disagree.

Prickly character

I guess that's what's making Doctor Hedgeh so edgy.

I wish I was in Dixie

Lucky Dixie.

But perhaps a little presumptuous.

Brace yourselves

This College Professor might want to consider brushing up his handwriting.

Especially when advising dozens of students who would be, most likely, already clenching at the thought of a more conventional examination.