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Earlier this year the dating app Coffee Meets Bagel thought it would be a good idea to bring Flag Day to the attention of its users.

But not all of them were looking for this kind of hook up.

Most Texans are gay

Well that's what the Texas Republican Party is saying in its latest party platform.

In fact, it goes further than that.

It says that, as well as a behaviour shared by the majority of Texans, homosexuality 'has been ordained by God in the Bible' and recognised 'by our nations (sic) founders'.

The Republican Party of Texas

However, the next few sentences leave us in no doubt about the GOP's true beliefs.

Rugby tackle

Some people argue that Jon Wells, one of the presenters on the Sky Sports Live Super League show, talks a load of bo--ocks when discussing tactics and patterns of play.

Looking at the back of his script, it's hard to disagree.

What Katy did

You can always rely on The Daily Express to maintain its standards.

The article spares us the sordid details so we're left wondering whether it was an American, a French landing strip or a full Brazilian.

Whichever she plumped for, no doubt it excited Willie.

Shipwreck

Anyone from either Leeds or Liverpool will love this.

An alleged typo in the sat nav software of a Nissan Leaf car has replaced the p with a t in the name of the Manchester Ship Canal.

Photo: Nick Appleton

Nissan may describe it as such but, coming from Leeds, I couldn't possibly comment.

De-stress signal

The Malaysian Ministry of Tourism was being derided the other week for publishing this advert featuring a stress ball with text printed on it that was supposed to say, 'Don't Be Stressed. Come and De-stress in Malaysia.'

But it didn't.

A bit of a stress balls up.

Unless Malaysia is home to a growing industry in shabby chic production.

These boots were made for balking

I'm not an expert. Are they really that bad?

What a boob

As HR Director of a multi-billion pound company, you have to be careful about political correctness.

Very careful.

Especially when you're talking about gender and equality.

Punch the baby

As Hillary Clinton announces her campaign to become the Democratic Party's 2016 nominee for President, her public relations people reveal her darker side.

Many anti-abortionists believe this is actually close to the truth.

Me? I think she's probably misspoken again.