Monday, 24 December 2012

Spell cheque home oh phones

I'm taking a short break from the usual posts over the festive period.

But I'll still be posting some one-liners and this which I created by using, adding to, and editing the best bits from other similar rhymes.

Probably best to try it before the Christmas drinking starts.

Then again, it might be more fun after.

Hope you have a good one.



Eye Halve A Spell Ling Chequer
with thanks to Jerrold H Zar and Margo Roark

Eye halve a spell ling chequer.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye kin knot c.

Sow ewe kin sea y aye dew prays
Such soft wear four peace ease, 
And why aye mussed brake inn two verse 
Buy witch eye ope too pleas.

A chequer is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It Alps u right awl stiles two reed,
And aides mi wen aye rime.

Each frays cum posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er aviary whirred
Two Czech sum spell ling rule.

Eye striker quay and type a whirred
N weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write; 
Itch owes mi's trait a weigh.

AZ soon as a mist ache is maid 
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye kin putt the error rite; 
Its rare lea Eva wrong.

Beakers UV yew sing chequers
Hour spell ling mite d cline, 
And if weir lacks oar halve a laps, 
Wee wood bee maid too wine.

Two wright with care is quiet a feet
Of witch won shooed b prow d,
And wee mussed dew the best wee kin,
Sew floors r knot aloud.

And now bee cause my spell ling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their Arno false with in my cite,
Of nun eye amma wear.

Eye rang this Poe him threw it,
Yore shore reel glad two no.
Its vary poll itched in it's whey.
My chequer tolled me sew.

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