New Year's Resolution: Whats Your's?

Unfortunately, IQ pays little heed to grammar-bility.

That was the week that was

Or was that the week that still is?

Who knows? Not Tom L.

Nor these guys.

Is you is or is you ain't?

Muphry's Law in action on Bubblews.

In other words, do as I say and not as I do.

Toppling the tippling

Greg L wonders why this worldwide booze ban hasn't received more publicity.

Solstice solace

Who wouldn't be tempted on a cold mid-winter's night?

Frog spurn

Looks like Ratty and Mole have secured exclusive parking rights for themselves.

T leaves

This could so easily have been a very special Christmas gift: a limited edition personalised tea caddy from Twinings.

But, as Tom L says, someone's rendered it pointless by going off with the T.

Flipping tea-leaf.

Mamma Mia

Just like your mother made.

But hopefully not just like your mother.

Bub the Builder

Bub the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bub the Builder
Yes we can.

No, Bub. Sorry.

You didn't.

Bi-pass the test

I'm not sure whether I can pass the psychopath test on Facebook. I didn't try it.

But I do know one thing for certain.

I passed the Proofreader test.

Did you?

Clerical error

Greg L suggests that, when Irish Catholic Bishops agreed new guidelines to establish the idea of compelling priests accused of sex abuse to stand down from ministry, they could have done without this rather unhelpful newspaper headline.

Hmm. I'm sure they did.

Where there's a Will

'Hi Will. It's Amy.
Listen, I'm not feeling too good today so do you think you could finish off the press release for the Air Ambulance news section, please?
You'll find the copy in that email I sent them.
Thanks a lot.
Probs see you tomoz.'

You meant well, Will, but try engaging brain before posting next time.

Oh, and Amy, not to put too fine a point on it, it's 'to', as in 'to which paper I send it'.

Not 'which paper I send it too' which means 'which paper I send it also'. Which is rubbish.

Probably just how you're feeling right now.

Hope you recover soon.

Mathematical puzzle

Here's another contribution from ElfOdin who can imagine the following scenario.

'Good Morning, students. The problem today is to work out why the number of hits on our web site is approaching zero.'