Be prepared

Thanks to Trev L for finding this at apostrophecatastrophes.com

Like a good Scout, you should always Be Prepared.

Just in case you turn up to work at Walmart and they ask you to produce a poster.

Shipwreck

Anyone from either Leeds or Liverpool will love this.

An alleged typo in the sat nav software of a Nissan Leaf car has replaced the p with a t in the name of the Manchester Ship Canal.

Photo: Nick Appleton

Nissan may describe it as such but, coming from Leeds, I couldn't possibly comment.

Get a loald of this

Elf Odin (@ElfOdin) suggests that whoever put up the sign must have been just as loalded as the New Dare Devil Grilers.

I feel like I'm speaking in tongues.

Black-marketeering

What do you do when you burn the bread to a crisp?

Chuck it away? Give it to the birds?

No. Apply some clever marketing like the people at Asda do.

Sell it as a 'well fired' loaf.

Taste the difference?

Yes, I did. And it's burnt.

Pure. Creative. Genius.

Milkman delivers manmilk

I'm not sure how comfortable we'd be here in the UK drinking, or even asking for, a pint of Homo milk.

According to Jon C, however, the Canadians think nothing of their perfectly innocuous and logical name for homogenised.