It's a gift

Jon C suggests that the BBC should take the advice of one of Harry Enfield's characters.

You don't wanna do it like that.

Different strokes

Ha! If only golf was half as interesting as this sounds.

Papal bull

With the Pope's visit flooding TV news channels in the USA last week, I guess it had to happen at some point.

Well, it is the easier, safer way to pray.

Small-minded

You should always check the small print. Even if it's invisible to the naked eye.

Here's a poster on a BART platform that Jon C came across.

The usual 'terms and conditions apply' disclaimer is at the bottom right. However, it's so small we've had to enlarge it for you.

But, if you think that's small, check out the asterisk next to it, and then try and find the text to which the asterisk refers.

Here's a clue. Even at the full poster size you'd need a magnifier.

It's plain, Jane

Goodness me.

It doesn't take much imagination to work out how Jane managed to earn that nickname.