Go for the Burn

Whoever puts the Apple calendar together needs to go.

If not to the Job Centre then at least to a lesson on Scottish Literature.

Unless it's a painful reminder of the time they got too close to the scalding, gushing entrails at the crucial 'An' cut ye up wi' ready slicht' moment.

Pardon my French

Sacré Bleu!

Perhaps it's a local delicacy.

Giving 120%

Forgive me for blowing my own trumpet but here is the result of a test I attempted on Facebook the other week.

17 out of 14.

That has to be a personal best.

Deputy Dawg

According to the rugmakers employed by Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, our favourite Deputy is still working in Florida.

Dagnabit.

Access denied

We're all used to niche marketing these days.

But I can't help feeling that this particular target market is just a little too specific.

Perhaps the sign was pinned up by cleaning staff looking for an easier life.