Wot U locking at?

Today we travel with Jon C to the streets of Cambridge, only to discover that the city is not quite living up to its reputation for academic excellence.

Looks like the city's students come cheap too. Not only can you buy some for the lowest prices in town along with covers and accessories, but they're also available at a discoutn, er, discoutned, er, with something knocked off.

Which is probably what most of the stock is.