Copy that

You've heard the stories about the photocopying sessions at the office party.

Well, this company advises against it.

But it clearly has no issue with other forms of reproduction.

Land and water pitcher

Apparently, it's quite rare in baseball to find an ambidextrous pitcher who's able to throw a decent ball with either hand.

Even rarer to find one who was born with gills.

De-stress signal

The Malaysian Ministry of Tourism was being derided the other week for publishing this advert featuring a stress ball with text printed on it that was supposed to say, 'Don't Be Stressed. Come and De-stress in Malaysia.'

But it didn't.

A bit of a stress balls up.

Unless Malaysia is home to a growing industry in shabby chic production.

Designer outlet

I'm not sure anyone in their right mind would want to spend valuable time designing one.

Although it does describe quite accurately some of the agencies I've had the misfortune to work with in previous occupations.

Class act

It wasn't until around half of the 600 graduation medals had been presented to students of Fremont High School in Ogden, Utah, that someone noticed something was wrong.

Somewhere in Ogden there's a red-faced ex-pat Welsh engraver keeping a low profile.