Thin end of the wedga

The attempt by Morrisons at distancing itself from Tesco's horse meat scandal falls flat.

Very flat.

Tickety-boo

'I'm sorry but there seems to have been a bit of a mix up with our tickets.'

Strikingly obvious

It's pretty clear, especially to FirstNameisBlank Jon, that this particular company doesn't really care enough about its customers.

What a boob

As HR Director of a multi-billion pound company, you have to be careful about political correctness.

Very careful.

Especially when you're talking about gender and equality.

Half-baked marketing

As if conning us in its shops wasn't enough, Tesco is now ripping us off online.

Jon C was entirely unimpressed with the half price beans offer.

You'd think that Tesco employees could at least count.

Oh wait. I seem to remember Tesco overstating its profits by £263million last year.

Coincidence? You decide.