Double fault

Wimbledon starts today so I'm inspired to buy some refreshing Robinsons drinks.

Unfortunately, Tesco has seen me coming.

What the deuce?

Advantage Tesco.

In fact, game, set and match to Tesco. Every time.

Taking the biscuit

Why, thank you, Dennis A. I don't mind if I do. It's a very kind offer.

Do you think she'd mind if I also dunked?

Father Ted

Looks like Father Dougal's been in charge of the notice board this week.

A bitter pill

Did you watch the World Cup Opening Ceremony?

The sound was rubbish. None of the vocals could be heard.

Maybe it was because J.Lo was pilled out.

Apperently.

Clause for kerncern

Bull Titan US is the brand name of a range of casual and outdoor shoes.

But the kerning skills of the Chinese sign fitters make its Beijing shop appear just that bit more interesting.