Cock au Van

Good for you, Phoebe.

I'm sure you'll be a great success offering little nibbles in the back of your van.

Lest we forget

Tesco continues to deceive its customers with its marketing shenanigans.

Chorlton High School

There's a new banner outside Chortle Chorlton High School proclaiming the success of its students in Mathematics and, er, English.

Exposed by Saturday's Daily Mirror and sent in by Bev L.

Short and stout

Posted on twitter by Tony White (@tony_white_) and sent in by Dennis A, it's a new tea room in Uxbridge.

Yes, it's supposed to be The Wonky Teapot Company.

Tony White

It can't be what it looks like. If nothing else, the spout's too flaccid.

That said, you won't catch me trying the cream teas there.

Proud parent

You know what pride comes before, don't you?