Lies, damned lies and election results

Another reason why Labour didn't do well in the recent election?

Three seats declared, three seats won, and 0% gained.

Bringing up the rear

Tom Heeney's first pledge to voters in Arlesey should have been to make sure he spelt the name of their town correctly.

Instead of implying that they live in a hole.

I wonder how he did in the election.

Bottom, perhaps?

Charlie girl

Jon C spotted this caption on the Sunday Times website this weekend.

Presumably after the cord had been cut.

Anyway, it's good to know that Cat and Billy Windsor have named their daughter after their favourite TV character.

Quite the role model.

Teskarma

Should we spend this May Day holiday fretting about Tesco's demise?

Well, in a word, no. We should simply enjoy the karma.

What's happened to Tesco is a direct result of placing the priorities of its shareholders above those of its customers.

And, as Dorothy Allison says, 'Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies'.

There's more

Picking up where we left off the other day, Jon C (for it was he who found TypingService.org) took the opportunity to mention the errors on the site's Live Chat.

Hmm. Not exactly won me over yet.