The confession of the seal

Ann F reminded me that I'd forgotten to post this one from CNN.

I'm not sure which was the more surprising.

The news that the US President was dead. Or that he was killed by a seal.

Let alone a talking seal.

Lyfting standards

I can understand it - just about - when people confuse your and you're.

(Just a reminder: It's the difference between knowing your sh-t and knowing you're sh-t.)

But what I, and Jon C I think, find particularly infuriating is the inconsistency shown by some people.

Shame, because Lyft seems like a really good idea.

Supply and demand

Dennis A shows us a problem when wrapping a small present with Let It Snow gift wrap.

You end up with solicitations rather than felicitations.

Repeat of-ender

Wanted by British Transport Police.

The person who proofread this poster.

Jon C, Peterborough

Less of your sauce

I know that Salsa is a great way of achieving weight loss.

But not, as I thought, Salsa dancing.

No. Apparently, it's the sauce.

You can stick your jaws together with it.