Cold as a well-digger's

Looks like the temperature has bottomed out in Kansas City.

Most Texans are gay

Well that's what the Texas Republican Party is saying in its latest party platform.

In fact, it goes further than that.

It says that, as well as a behaviour shared by the majority of Texans, homosexuality 'has been ordained by God in the Bible' and recognised 'by our nations (sic) founders'.

The Republican Party of Texas

However, the next few sentences leave us in no doubt about the GOP's true beliefs.

School's out

Ontario High School is no doubt prouder of its 550 graduates than they are of their alma mater after it presented them with these classy diploma covers.

Photo: @jacedoooo_

Good reason to snicker

There can't be many people in the world who would confuse their nuts and penis.

Surprise, surprise

Nor before writing it seems.

Karma can be so cruel.