Open secret

What would happen if Basil Fawlty was put in charge of UK road signs?

'Listen. Don't mention the Secret Nuclear Bunker. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.'

Love a duck

I don't know about you but, at my Chinese, plain old Shredded is how I normally have it.

offbeatchina.com

Cool name

It's Stoke Newington rather than Oxford Street.

But, if you sell fridges in your shop, why wouldn't you use this name?

Fat cat

Here's a job I wouldn't mind having.

Well, a salary I wouldn't mind having at least.

Julian Regan-Mears (@jreganmears)

One problem: you can only have the job if you can say exactly what the salary is within 5 seconds.

Proposing a toast

They say that, for a business to succeed, it helps to have a Unique Selling Proposition.

I'm not sure that this proposition is quite what they had in mind.