Needs a cross-check

On one of my regular walks, I caught this in a local Estate Agent's window.

I think they may have spotted me taking the photo though. It's since been corrected.

I'm taking that as a win.

Perpetual pizza

Coming back from our many family outings to the The Yorkshire Dales my Dad always used to point out the sign displayed at a garage on Addingham's Main Street which advertised 'Free petrol tomorrow.'

Rather than an offer from which you could never benefit, Greg L found this coupon which, potentially, could just keep on giving and giving.

Suite deals

Queen Anne furniture with Mary Anne marketing.

You can't get much lower than that.

Chinese laundry blues

Dennis A has been rummaging again and found this.

Honestly. I don't think the reference to the child is necessary.

Because, if you're having to turn the garment inside out to wash it, then surely the child will just pop out anyway.

Arrers in arrears

Greg L found this paper dartboard with 6 darts on his recent travels in Oman.

Dare I say his trip was, er, four-shortened?