staticcaravanforsale

John H was simply not prepared for this onslaught when he was browsing eBay the other day.

I know it's small. Allow me to clarify...

static 6 berth caravan heyron site thorp park holiday center.the caravan is on a none service site the caravan as a end double bedroom and the seating in the kichen area turn into a double bed amd allso living area ther is a brand new gas fire been fitterd and the caravan as all mod cons including sola power for lighting etc the caravan is very close to the beach and sea ther is a funfair on the site and indoor and out door swimming pools and site club and spar shop.ther is lots to do for the hole famley ther is a good town center and grate night live with lots of pubs and clubs and funfairs and amusments.the ground rent is paid up till next march and is cheap ground rent for the year wich is 950 for the year wich you will get back and moor if you let the caravan out.this is a ideal caravan for ther first caravan its very clean ther is no damp or rot.1700 pound or swop for van with long mot and tax or oppen to offers of intrest. see photos

So, now I've cleared that up for you.

It's time to lie down in a darkened room.

Toy4Us

An unsolicited spammy email arrived in Dennis A's inbox on Monday courtesy of the Daily Star.

Don't you just Love all those Superfluous Capitals?

Anyway, as it says, this particular Free Toy is for Every Reader.

I wonder how it's going to be divided up?

Well, the Daily Star is owned by Richard Desmond's Northern & Shell company whose motto is 'Forti Nihil Difficile' which translates to: To the determined nothing is difficult.

So go on then, Richard. Be determined.

One toy. One and a half million readers.

Show us how easy it is.

Tasco fiasco

Thank you, Jon C, for clicking on one of the ads. It's what helps finance the blog.

And well done for finding this sweet typo once you'd clicked.

Yes, dear reader, before you question it, I checked and the dictionery backs me up.

As Jon says, it's somewhat ironic that he should come across it from a link on MTH.

Also, he asks, can we deduce from this that Tesco is, in fact, a sweat shop?

Carpe deim

O Canada.

Your national newspaper is trying to make the most of it.

And failing.

Protest? Meh.

Thanks to Trev L for finding this on the kontron website.

An offer to visit a website to view an Inactive Demo sounds like an invitation to watch a rally for the not-so bothered.

Clearly it's meant to be Interactive Demo but if, like me, you decide to actually view it (the things I do in the name of research) and you interact, you may wish you'd taken the rally option.

OK, so military computers aren't really my cup of tea.

But watching paint dry.

Now that sounds like a boat floater.