Monday, 1 April 2013

Bank Holiday Punday

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference who acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was an optical Aleutian.

She was only the whisky maker's daughter, but he loved her still.

A catapult was confiscated in an algebra class as it was a weapon of maths disruption.

The butcher backed into his bacon slicer and got a little behind with his orders.


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies in the street and was arrested for littering.

A grenade thrown into a French kitchen would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Two hats hanging on a hat rack. One says to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A backward poet writes inverse.

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