Punk's not dead

We all turn into our parents eventually.

At least bad spelling lives on.

A few tips

You spend all that time developing a great tasting full-bodied red wine by carefully selecting and blending four different Nova Scotia grape varieties fermented in their skins.

Perfect.

And then you name it.

Er. No.

Cyclelogical abuse

Is this young lady, making her way serenely along the seafront at Stokes Bay, Gosport, actually breaking the law?

After all, she's cycling.

If, like me, you're wondering what cygling involves, may I suggest you like the Cygling Facebook Page? At the time of writing you'll find no less than 5 like-minded individuals on there just dying to share their experiences with you.

I've a feeling at least one of them may be a Council Worker.

Based in Cosport.

Open door policy

Oh look. Found by Dennis A on Janis Ian's Facebook Page, here's another of those confusing situations that only pushmi-pullyus are able to solve.

It reminds me of the Useless Box.

More crap from Tesco

Thanks to Trev L for pointing out this notice which was displayed at the Tesco Express store in Kingsland Road, Hackney last week, and photographed by David Sparks.

Quite a lot of support has been shown for Dilal, the Store Manager, and his staff. For, despite the grammatical errors and the, ahem, rather messy malapropism, no one has yet been, er, discharged.

I'm guessing that a surge in diaper sales has ensured staff retention.