Entrance exam

Pass the test and you'll get in.

Apparently, only Pushmi-pullyus are allowed.

Ape-rahisation

It's not at all clear but Greg L is hoping that this is a description of the show's content rather than one of the show itself.

Clitical error

Last week, if you didn't know, was state employee appreciation week in Nevada.

A proclamation by the office of Nevada's Governor, Brian Sandoval, cited some of the work done by state employees including those who 'conserve and preserve our natural and cultural resources'.

Well, that was what it was supposed to say.

Unfortunately, spellcheck was wearing its cheeky hat that day.

At least I've learned a new word this week.

No, no, no. It's gubernatorial.

Go on. Look it up. Who knew?

Unwarranted spelling

Back after a short break in Wales where I spotted this at Ed's in Aberystwyth.

A mixture of a warranty and a guarantee, then.

Sounds like some kind of double indemnity.

Discount the sign

At most US baseball parks, beer sales are discontinued after the seventh inning.

Not so, apparently, at the Colorado Rockies' ground where the beer gets cheaper.

And where do the Rockies play?

Coors Field.

Named after the beer, of course.