Cereal con artist

Such a shame about Tesco recently, isn't it?

Shameful that the company hasn't been investigated before for fraud, theft and duplicity.

After all, the evidence has been clear for everyone to witness.

Penile reduction

Pendennis. It's one of the world's leading custom superyacht builders.

A global brand synonymous with quality, craftsmanship, exclusivity...

and willies.

As engineers you'd think they'd have seen that one coming.

The Hunter From The Future

Jon C has found yet another spelling to add to the perennial your and you're discussion.

By the way, you do remember how to remind yourself which one to use, don't you?

No? Try this...

Grammar: The difference between knowing your sh-t and knowing you're sh-t.

But Yor?

No.

Unless the blog is by this guy.

Online rag

Sad news indeed but the Mirror managed to muck it up.

Raggae artist?

I guess it's a sort of Desmond Dekker / Scott Joplin fusion.

Not sure how that might sound.

Brace yourselves

This College Professor might want to consider brushing up his handwriting.

Especially when advising dozens of students who would be, most likely, already clenching at the thought of a more conventional examination.