We need to talk

This University of California graduate had some explaining to do when his wife noticed on his degree certificate that he had majored not, as she thought, in Communications but in Cummunications.

And Mass Cummunications at that.

It proves that he must have made an effort though while he was at college.

Because, according to the Urban Dictionary, cummunication is a form of wordless communication, mostly involving grunting (for men) or moaning (for women) to let the person of the opposite sex know how pleased you are with their hard work.