Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot?

Here's another of those WTF? articles courtesy, it would seem, of a weird and wonderful translation application.

Jon C is interested in The Quantified Self and came across the article in Cyprus Today.

Here's the headline to start you off.

Clue: for Assistance, read Help and for We, read Us. Once you've mastered the code, it all makes perfect sense.

Try your newly-found code-breaking skills on the opening paragraph.

Easy, yes?

It gets harder.

And harder.

Well, the author's correct there. I need to step divided from whatever I'm doing until I've calmed down after attempting that lot. So I'm going to have to say, 'I'm out.'

But, if you're up for more, you'll find the article here.

Don't say you weren't warned.