Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Car experts

I didn't question what Jon C was doing in a Premier Inn at King's Cross. I'm sure it was all entirely legal, decent, honest and truthful.

During his stay, the soap dispenser in the bathroom caught his eye and he wondered what use a car expert would be in there.


Here we go. Roll up. Take your pick. Add your own.

Repairing your big end.

Bleeding your nipples.

Welding your backbox.

Tightening your nuts.

Correcting your piston slap.

Boring you out.

Or wiping the lubrication off your dipstick.

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