Strip tease

I found this photo of nasal strips for sale at Dedrick's over on themetapicture.com

Notice anything about the Breathe Right Extra strips on the right?

Yes, you've got it. Not only do they help you 'Breathe Even Better', they also relieve you of your wife.

So the way this works, and the reason he's breathing even better and sleeping more soundly, is because he's not being constantly elbowed in the ribs by someone telling him to shut up.

True story.