Words really do count

If I knew where this came from, I'd acknowledge the source. As it is, I just remember hearing it way back when.

A fishing competition took place in St Andrews, Scotland. The local competitor, while landing a whopper, lost a molar in the struggle. Meanwhile, his German opponent became very ill after devouring ¾ of the dozen fish he’d caught.

The headlines the following day read: One tooth free for Fife. Sick Stefan ate nine tench.