Beady-eyed Madness

According to the ever-observant John H, the Olympics wooden spoon should be awarded to the South African IOL Sport website.

No. Not the Pet Shop Boys. Not even close.

As John says, 'It's Madness, I tell you.'

And again. No. Not Oasis who split up three years ago.

It's Liam Gallagher's band, Beady Eye.

Or, as far as Noel Gallagher is concerned, 'Stratford's finest Oasis tribute band.'