Schrödinger's car park

Where you must simultaneously exist and not exist.

Or, as Descartes would have it: I park, therefore I am.

Which translates roughly into the Latin: Cargito, ergo sum.

This is shop

I challenge you to read this poster in anything other than a foreign accent.

At least they apologise for their verbal diarrhoea.

Headline act

Another page layout disaster; this time in The Liverpool Echo.

The law of the spirit

One of the problems encountered by dog owners in the Pendle Hill area.

High-powered movement

I think it's fair to say that neither the advertiser of the cold remedy on the right nor the writer of the article on the left could have seen this coming.

But I get the feeling that the page layout designers knew exactly what they were doing.